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Happy 3rd Birthday www.crazymalc.co.nz!

5th August 2008

As he was walking along the road, some youths came out of the town and jeered at him. "Go on up, you baldhead!" they said. "Go on up, you baldhead!" He turned around, looked at them and called down a curse on them in the name of the LORD. Then two bears came out of the woods and mauled forty-two of the youths

2 Kings 2:23-26

It's been exactly three years since I made my very first entry on www.crazymalc.co.nz! Yay!

So happy 3rd birthday www.crazymalc.co.nz!

That naive half-confused guy that made that first post seems like a lifetime away from slightly-less-naive fully-confused guy that writes this post. At least now I know I am confused...

Random Stats

No of entries: 278
No. of Words: 247,550
No. of Pictures: 5,961
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No. of countries blogged from: 13
Record unique visits per day: 392

Man, I write a lot of crap!

There has been a lot less entries than there was last year, basically because my life just hasn't been as interesting! Teaching at Ben's is great, and I love it, but it's just not as interesting as clashing with corrupt USAID officials.

Ah well, I am sure things will get more interesting again when I return to the Philippines, which is currently slated for late-January 2009.

Favorite Emails

I like receiving emails. Here are some of my favorites.

You are like the synagogue of Satan, crucify the Lord again! Know your Scriptures, your opinions does count for nothing!

In response to this post... You can read the whole dribbly mess here if you want. Kinda odd that she wanted me to publish this on my site... And I didn't know Satan was Jewish. Who'd've thought?

on the issue that you posted on line through internet that councilor ONAL GOLEZ who ran for mayoral office MAY 2007 accepted the offer to run against the incumbent vice mayor diasnes ONLY BECAUSE ONAL WAS OFERRED/GIVEN P1MILLION PESOS BY CONG BIRON, my friend i would advice you to know exactly who are those people giving you informations that would cause damage to the one you are referring to

That email was in response to this post. One could perhaps take the email more seriously if the sender learnt the art of punctuation and capitalisation. And lets not get into the politics of a man who only hands out aid for people who voted for him...

Please DO NOT JUDGE what you don't understand!!!!!!!! HOW FUCKING DEAR YOU CUNTY PUT THAT SHIT ON YOUR SITE AND NOT UNDERSTANDING THAT THEY HAVE LOST THEIR GRANDMOTHER AND A MONTH LATER THEY LOSE JANET!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING DUM CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In response to this post. Not sure who lamenting the tragic loss of a fellow New Zealander could produce such bile.

You sound like a feminist man hater to me. You are too sensitive,and extremely hateful ,malcolm

In response to me responding to some negative comments about the Vagina Monologues.

To the guys credit though he did "apologize for everything [that he had] said till now"

By the way...FUCK YOU FOR THE APRIL FOOL'S GAG!!!! You totally got me and I was actually VERY worried!!!!! It sounded so realistic!

In response to this. I guess all the other emails in there would count as favourites as well.

You all should be killed! You are a retard. Ironic how u call others retards, when you are a FAG. You are a FAG. Did u hear that? You choose the easy and evil path in life, nobody likes you except your fags. Just killyourself and make this a world a better place! Be a man and kill yourself, I know you thought about it.

and...

fuk fags and fuk u, dumb white trash, bitch islam baby, those niggas actaully kill them fags, jesus christ loves everyone but he should of also said kill em, then they would have no rights because bak in the dayz courts were all in biblical laws, so they wouldnt even get the chance to talk, islam baby, kills them for good.

In response to this YouTube video. It is still mildy depressing to me that my Save The World! videos get stuff all views compared to my magnum opus, Japanese Toilet Humour - which has about 20,000 views to date.

It is kinda odd that I enjoy the hate mail. Here are some nice pretty ones to end the list.

If I didn't know you were athiest I swear I would of thought you were Christian.

You get straight to the point, honest and kind, which some Christian are not.

I like to hear what you've been doing. the thing you do is always inspired to me.

Do you like the work that I am doing?

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