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Boyfriend!

4th July 2006

I wanna be your boyfriend
So you can be my girlfriend
I'll take you out to dinner
And then maybe to a movie
I'll take you back to my place
I promise to be respectful
And in the morning
I'll make you breakfast.

    Lyrics from the first Boyfriend! single

www.crazymalc.co.nz is happy to present a world exclusive about the hottest new act to hit the Boy Band scene.  The one, the only, Boyfriend!.

Boyfriend! consists of four hot young guys:

• Spencer - The creative one
  Spencer is from New Zealand and is  the creative force behind Boyfriend!.  He likes improvised jazz, licorice straps and world poverty.
  
  Some less than complementary people have suggested that Spencer (33) is too old to be in Boyfriend!.  Spencer quips in his typically self assured way that if Sean Connery can be a sex symbol, then so can he.  
  
  Spencer freely admits that he is in Boyfriend! for "the money and the chicks".

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• Stefan - The Ethnic One
  Every boy band needs to appeal to as a large a demographic as possible.  Stefan fills that role perfectly.  The rest of Boyfriend! often jokingly call him "Ethic Boy".
  
  He is known for his love of reggae music and Bob Marley in particular.  Rumor has it that Stefan once saw some people smoking marijuana.
  
  Boyfriend! has Spencer as their creative force and Shannon as their pretty boy, so what does Stefan add to Boyfriend!?  Stefan responded to this question in a recent interview for a womens' magazine:
  
  Well.  Yeah.  You know.  That's a really good question.  Err... Did I mention  I was in a boy band and am going to be filthy rich?  If it ever gets too hard for me I can always jump off the top of my wallet.

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• Stanley - The Bad Boy
  Stanley (never ever Stan) provides the rough edge to Boyfriend!
  
  Some might say that Stanley is a liability to Boyfriend!, he provides no artistic direction, regularly trashes hotel rooms and spends most of his time brooding in a corner.
  
  We mentioned this to him in a recent interview.  His response, unfortunately, cannot be reproduced here due to the profane language.  The words "orifice", "Marx Brothers' Movie Marathon" and "Duct Tape" were mentioned however.
  
  We did learn that Brittany Spears is his hero, his favorite food is pistachio nuts and he was once urinated on by Matt Damon.

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• Shannon - The Pretty One
  What would a boy band be without a pretty boy?  Shannon is the pretty boy for Boyfriend!.
  
  Much of Shannon's past is unknown.  We do know that he was raised by a band of traveling gypsies, once went for four months without showering and can recite long passages from the Batman television series.
  
  We asked Shannon what he likes most about being in a boy band.  His somewhat cryptic reply was:
  
  I like plants. 
  
  He went on to say:
  
  I make smelly in pants.
  
  Clearly not the brightest spark in the world, but his boy-next-door charm and ability to croon will undoubtedly serve him well for many years in Boyfriend!.

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The Singles
Boyfriend! is set to release their first single entitled "I wanna be your Boyfriend!".

The chorus for the song can be found at the top of this press release.

Their second single is called "Goodbye Our friends" and is set to be released at a time that will maximize the hype.  The lyrics for the song are shown below.

Spencer: "Goodbye Our Friends" is dedicated to all the beautiful ladies who have just left the Boyfriend! house.  We miss you gals! 

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