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Crazymalc on Safari

30th December 2006
On the days just prior to Christmas, I headed off to the Murchison Falls National Park with Lee and Mama Lee.  I couldn't really afford to do this*, but I figured that I can't spend nine months in Africa and not see an elephant...

Murchison Falls National Park is in the northwest corner of Uganda and borders Gulu, which in turn borders the infamous Kitgum.  So, if you headed much further north than Murchison, you'd be right in the thick of things as far as the war torn north goes.  The LRA (Lords Resistance Army) rebels used to come right down into the park and slaughter the odd elephant or two and sell the ivory to fund its operations, and truth be told, a few Ugandan Army grunts did the same thing masquerading as the LRA.

We were joined on the trip by a Slovenian girl, a Polish girl and three Acholi boys**.  The Acholi boys all came from the Acholi tribe (duh), which is located in the northern areas of Uganda.  They have all since relocated elsewhere.

Now this is going to sound a bit odd, but despite the beautiful scenery and all the very cool animals, the thing I most enjoyed about the trip was talking to the other tourists and the Acholi boys in particular.  It might be that there weren't any real stories about this trip (we weren't charged by hippos and no elephants threatened to pick us up), or it might be that I am just so interested about learning about the Acholi people and the troubles they face in the north.  

I am learning so much at the moment - I seem to be forever chatting with Rose at my new residence and other Acholi people I have met, but the more I tend to learn, the more ignorant I feel.


Back to the Trip
We organised the trip through the Red Chili, a popular Mzunugu (white person) hang out in Kampala.  We paid them $US150 and everything else was paid for except the food.  Not bad for a three day trip safari trip.  We stayed at a backpacker type place just inside the park.

I stayed in a one of the very comfy tents complete with bed.

The coolest thing about the campsite was the wildlife that wandered around.  There were the butt-ugly marabou stalks, the mildly cool warthogs and the super cool hippos.  That's right, hippos were wandering around the campsite.  

Now I've read books, some of them didn't even have pictures, and they tell me that the hippo is the most dangerous land mammal in Africa.  It kills a lot more people than the other animals that you might expect like the lion or the alligator.  The hippo can run faster than you can and gets very territorial and tends to trample people who get between it and the water.  But there was one at the campsite nevertheless...  One girl screamed when she saw it and the rest of us stared at it from a safe distance.  The camp people said six meters was a safe enough distance, but there was no way I was getting that close to the thing.  It was huge.  A serious chunk of animal flesh.  Unfortunately, it was too dark to take a picture and there was no way I was to going to get close enough to use my camera's flash... 


Safari
The first day of the safari proper saw us clamber into an open-topped van that allowed silly tourists to poke their camera out of and taken photos of various animals.

 

Now this where the whole write-up gets a little slow.  Sure there were plenty of elephants, giraffes, water buffalo and antelopes of various types.  They were cool, but they didn't do anything for me to write a story about.  I guess if I was more poetic I could wax lyrically about their beauty, and throw in words like grandiose, majestic and wonderment, but I just aint that good a writer.

 

I am faced with a similar problem for day two of the safari, where we all climbed onto a boat and headed up the Nile to Murchison Falls itself.  Sure, we saw a ton of hippos (well, more like a ton of tons of hippo...), numerous hard-to-photograph alligators and this brute of an elephant on the shores, but I just can't capture their grace in words.  Maybe I should try rhyme:

 

Take a look at the Hippopotamus,

See how smooth and round his bottom is.


The Falls
Our last day was spent visiting the Murchison Falls itself.  At one point the entire might of the Nile was channeled through a very narrow opening to create a very violent waterfall.  A lot of rain in recent years has created a second waterfall where the Nile gets channeled through.  

What has important to me though was the posey pictures that I posed for, which can be found here and here.

And that's a wrap!

A enjoyable trip with Lee and Mama Lee.  Lots cool animals no doubt, but I think I am always going to prefer trips like this.

 


* Well, I couldn't afford it at all really.

** Now doesn't that sound like the start of a bad joke

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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