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Road trip to Burkina Faso and Mali

1st August 2006
I thought I had paid all my GVN fees up to the 15th of August.  Turns out I was wrong and had in fact only paid up to the 1st.  I could either spend an additional $US250 on GVN fees or bugger off to Burkina Faso and Mali (two countries I only recently learnt existed) with Matty.  The recent events involving CBW made for a somewhat easy decision. 

So, to quote Dr. Robin, I strapped my front pack to my front and backpack to my back and headed north.  

The front pack, incidentally, weighed 9 kg and the backpack weighed 19 kg.  Ugh.


26th July - Getting to Burkino Faso
Renee and Kalie joined us for the first part of the trip.  We departed camp at around 8:30 a.m. and made it to the bus station at around 10:00 a.m.  We hung out at the bus station and generally baked in the sun until out bus eventually left at 11:45 a.m.  The bus would take us all the way to Tamale, which is in the far north of Ghana.

The bus ride sucked.

No two ways about it.  It was long.  It was noisy.  It was uncomfortable.  The entire trip took thirteen hours.  Ugh.  I'd hate to think how horrid it would of been if we had taken a tro-tro.

Someone had thought it was a good idea to create a rattling bus.  Not just a mildly rattling bus, but a lets-create-a-death-rattle-type-noise-whenever-the-bus-rolls-over-a-twig type rattling bus.   It was truly horrid.

I didn't realise how long it would be either.  Matty told me we were in a place called Kalise and we were about a third of the way there.  I didn't believe him.  We had to be further on than a third.  I also didn't believe him when he verified it with a third party.  When I saw the Kalise sign I was thoroughly depressed...

We finally arrived at Tamale at 1 o'clock in the morning.  A local lad insisted on showing us to a run-down guest house.  We gave him a 15,000 cedi ($NZ 0.26) tip and crashed for the night. 


27th July - Bolgatanga and Goodbyes
Our goal for the day was to make it to Bolgatanga - a small town not far away from the Burkina Faso border.  But first we had a couple of goodbyes to do.  Renee and Kalie were - for some strange reason - going to spend the day in Tamale and then head back the way we came.

We gave each other some warm hugs at the tro-tro station.  Some creepy guy asked Renee if he could be given the same hug.  Git.  

I love meeting new people.  I hate saying goodbye.

The tro-tro was long but bearable.

Bolgatanga is a quiet crossroads town with not a lot happening.  After disembarking from the tro-tro we walked about one kilometer to our guesthouse.  The owners of the guesthouse informed us that they were booked out before showing us to a room.  Weird.

We found a good restaurant and gorged ourselves on pizza before crashing out for the night.


28th July - Arriving in Burkina Faso
Matty and I woke up early in the morning and lugged our luggage back to the tro-tro station.  We were planning to get to Burkina Faso in several stages, but managed to luck upon a van heading straight to Ouagadougou (wag-ah-doo-goo) - the capital of Burkina Faso.

Well, "luck" might not quite be the right word.  The van was severely overloaded and crammed full of people.  It looked extremely unsafe.  When the van went over a bump in the road, the front left tyre would scrape against than van itself in a most alarming manner.  But, this is Africa so we paid our 5000 CFA ($NZ 15.69) each and piled on in.  

CFA, by the way, is the Central African Franc and is used in many central African countries (duh) such as Burkina Faso, Togo, and Mali.

The border crossing was pretty much the same as the Togo-Ghana crossing I had done previously.  We did have to wait in no-man's-land for a bit while the rest of the passengers got sorted.  I got bored so I took a picture of a goat.

We eventually made our way into Burkina Faso.  Yay!  Another passport stamp for my collection.

Burkina Faso is famous for being flat and poor.  It lacks natural resources and is not cunningly positioned like its neighbors to take advantage of the trans-Sahara trade routes.  Despite its poorness, it is still an expensive place to stay compared to Ghana.  Burkina Faso is a French speaking Muslim country.  Matty is almost fluent in French.  I hate to think how I would of coped without him. 

Once we got to the other side of the border things changed dramatically.  

The countryside flatten out even more and mud brick buildings started to spring up on either side of the road.  The people we saw were simple folk doing simple things.  In a way I was a little envious.  Such a simple life does not lend itself to asking the big questions of life.  I like that.

The people tending the fields were amazing.  It was like the had a hinge attached to their middle and could spend the whole day doubled over.  

We eventually made our way into Ouagadougou.  The van driver dropped us of at a taxi stand, and a taxi took us to a hotel.  The hotel was on the expensive side at 18,000 CFA ($NZ 47.07) but it had air conditioning and a shower.  I don't mind paying a lot for a hotel when you first arrive in a country and know nothing about the place.  

The journey had taken a lot longer than we thought and we were both ravenous.  We wandered around for a while before finding a cafe.  We chomped down on some spaghetti.  We had to keep swatting away the numerous flies that we trying to share our meal.  Yuck.  

Just before we were about to finish our meal, a sandstorm decided to roll down the street.  All the locals ran for cover.  I turned my back to it and quickly finished the last of my spaghetti.  Matty said that it reminded him a lot of Egypt where he had spent many years growing up.


29th July - Ouagadougou and Bike Rides
Early the next morning we decided to check out some of the sites around Ouagadougou.  The guide book recommended some interesting markets.  It needn't of bothered.  The markets were either not there or boring.  

A sad fact about the town center of Ouagadougou is that there is not much to do.  The street corners are filled with people selling their wares.  The vendors are very persistent and pushy.  Since I don't speak French, I tend to just give them the cold shoulder and don't say anything.  One guy was just too much though and I ended up just say "No" repeatedly to him.

A couple of hours wandering around was all we needed to see in Ouagadougou.  

We decided to hire some mopeds for the rest of the day and have a look further a field.  The mopeds cost us each 5000 CFA ($NZ 15.69) for four hours.  I liked the mopeds.  They had one gear, one cylinder and were started by turning some pedals.  Very cool.  

Matty and I picked a direction and headed off.  We stayed on the main drag for a bit before heading down a dirt road.  We found a shady spot under an African tree and relaxed with some bread and water.

We started out track back to Ouagadougou.  The trip went fine apart from:

  • The chain disconnecting itself from my bike a couple of times
    A couple of minutes of tinkering fixed this easy enough

  • The sparkplug lead falling off my bike more times than I can remember
    Once again, easy enough to fix.

  • The brake cable snapping on my bike 
    This time it wasn't so easy to fix.  We ended having to drive back very slowly to Ouagadougou.  The soles of my shoes served as brakes.  Wheee!
     

After the bike ride we were both pretty beat.  We checked into a much cheaper hotel and crashed for the evening.


30th July - A Slow Day in Ouagadougou
Ouagadougou is a pretty lifeless place all things considered.  It's slow slow slow.

I left the hotel room at about 9 a.m. to get some water and the streets were practically deserted.  This listlessness tends to spread into your energy levels.  Matty and I had a very slow day.

We ate.

We slept.

We walked.

We surfed the 'net.

We slept.

We ate.

We slept some more.

*yawns*

We did find a good bus that would get us to Mali though, so we did accomplish something.


31st July - Traveling to Mali
Traveling in Africa is always an interesting experience.  You have to say goodbye to your western experiences and be prepared for anything and everything.  Our trip to Mali best sums up an African travel experience.

To get into Mali you need a Visa.  The bus operator assured us that we could just get it on the border, but we weren't taking any chances and turned up at the Malian Embassy at 8 a.m. all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.  The embassy staff told us that they could have the visa ready by 1 p.m., which was a problem because our bus left at 1 p.m.  Matty, king of French, managed to convince them to have it ready for us earlier.  By 9:30 a.m. we had our visas and were all set to go.

We hang around for a bit and then turned up at the bus stop at the prearranged time of 12 noon.  We then waited.

And waited.

And waited some more...

Eventually, the bus turned up at about 2:30 p.m. and we piled on in.

The bus ride north was very cool.  You could feel the Sahara approaching.  The climate got hotter and drier, trees got smaller and scragglier and dust and sand began to dominate when earth was once king.  I often thought, "Crickey, how could anybody live out here?"  But mankind has a habit of surviving in the most unusual of places.  Young kids appeared from nowhere with their goatherds and farmers were bent over double tending to their meager crops.

For some strange reason we changed from a very comfortable bus to an uncomfortable van.  Stoopid western Malcolm thought we would of stayed on the same vehicle for the whole trip.  Some money must of magically changed hands from the bus driver to the van driver as we didn't pay the van driver a cent.

The saddest part of the trip came when we pulled into this town in God-knows-where.  A large African lady was eating some chicken in the front of the van and man, was she enjoying it.  She sucked, chewed and gnawed her way through that chicken until there was nothing but bones left.  She threw the greased soaked paper and bones out the window, where a young kid promptly picked them up.  He sucked the remaining grease from the paper and collected the bones.  Sad.

It was dark by the time we got to the Mali-Burkina Faso border.  I wish it hadn't of been dark and that I had had the nerve to take a picture because the guards building was nothing but a shack.  Some uniformed guy eventually invited Matty and I in and stamped our passports for the relatively low bribe of 4000 CFA ($NZ 12.55).  A similar process was repeated on the Mali side outpost.

The van stopped in a small Malian town where we were to spend the night.  A helpful gentleman walked us to a rather run-down hotel.  We were initially going to sleep in the outside huts, but the rain soon put an end to that.   We eventually slept on some mattresses on the floor of the bar.

The hotel in the Philippines where I slept on a table tops the list of crap places I've slept in, but this Malian place comes in a close second.


1st August - Traveling in Mali
The morning saw another car switch-a-roonie and we piled into a station wagon with seven (!) other travelers.  Matt and I were squashed in the front seat and had to switch every stop for fear of never feeling our butts again.

Western Africa - for the most part - is very flat and Mali is no exception, so we were pleasantly surprised when he came across the Dogon Cliffs.  Having this great wall of rock rising out of the plains ahead of us was very cool and exciting.

Our excitement quickly dissipated when our car broke down in a pool of water.  The driver seemed to know what was going on and popped the boot, and rather deleteriously climb out the window and along the bonnet before dropping dry-footed onto the ground.  A few minutes of tinkering saw the car spurt into life.

The drive through the cliffs was neat.  The winding and rocky roads were so much more interesting than the dead flat and straight roads we had had up to now.

We eventually made it to Mopti.  Mopti is a pleasant little town that has the Niger river running up its middle.  The river is an integral part of the peoples' lives.  They wash in it, play in it, fish in it and shuffle tourists back and forth from Timbuktu in it.

As we disembarked from the car and donned our backpacks, the inevitable helpful local turned up and showed us to a hotel.  As an added bonus, an Italian (?) gentleman gave us a lift in the back of his pickup.  

We were the only occupants of the built-for-twelve dormitory-style room at our hotel.  Being able to stretch out and have my own bed for once was nice.

We grabbed some dinner from a local restaurant and then headed back to the hotel to crash for the night.


2nd August - Not Going to Timbuktu and the Sahara
Our morning got off to an unexpected highlight with the presence of a rather large pelican outside of our hotel.  Cool. 

The guy that helped us find our hotel turned out to be a guide.  He told us that he had a boat that would be leaving tomorrow for Timbuktu.  The boat would take three days to get to Timbuktu and he could organise us a 4WD vehicle to return us to Mopti.  The trip and all meals would cost us each 35,000 CFA ($NZ 109.82).  "Sweet!", we both thought and handed over a 10,000 CFA ($31.38) deposit.

But then - and this is the big "but" of the whole trip - Matty and I started working how we could get back to Accra in time for Matty's flight on the 13th.  We could go to Timbuktu and get back if everything went according to plan.  Travel in Africa rarely goes to plan, so we reluctantly agreed that we would have to cancel the trip to Timbuktu.  This turned out to be a very wise decision.

It was a real downer.  Going to Timbuktu would of been so cool.  If nothing else, they actually give you a Timbuktu passport stamp which is a worthy addition to any passport.  It would of been great to have seen the Sahara and watch the salt caravans roll in.  Guides can also arrange overnight trips to the desert, which I was seriously considering.  

Ah well.  Never-mind.  Matty thinks he'll back someday.  I can't see myself returning anytime soon though.

We told the guides that we had to cancel.  They were a little bit pissed-off, but got 10,000 CFA ($NZ 31.38) for doing nothing, so I didn't feel too bad for them.

We spent the rest of the day looking around Mopti.  It is a cool little town, much more interesting than Ouagadougou.  The coolest building in all of Mopti is the mud-brick mosque built in the 15th century.  That's just a little bit later than the Maori people set foot in my country!  Rain is a bit of curse to mud brick buildings, so they place pieces of wood throughout the structure so as to make repairs easier.

We also found our selves down by the wharf and market areas of Mopti.  There are two smells that I will never get used.  The first is the urine and feces smells that you get through third world countries and the second is the small of fish stalls.  There are plenty of fish stalls in the Mopti market.  Ugh.

The worst thing about Mopti was the constant pestering by guides.  Cries of "Mon amie!  Mon amie!" (French for "My friend!  My Friend!") seemed to come from everywhere.  Ignoring them is usually the best tactic, but then you feel like such a prick.  Some of them are just being friendly.   

We relaxed on the rivers edge in the late afternoon and watched the sun go down and snapped pictures of boats going up and down the river.  The Sahara was between us and the setting sun.  I thought that all then sand that the Sahara throws up would make for a spectacular sunset.  But it did quite the opposite.  The sand actually ended up obscuring the sun.  The sun disappeared behind the sand as it approached the horizon.

We found a tro-tro that they told us would depart the next day for Bobo - another city we wanted to visit in Burkina Faso - at 6 a.m.  We paid for our tickets and then headed off to bed.


3rd and 4th August - Hell
We turned up bright-eyed and bushy-tailed at the bus stop at 6 a.m. and purchased our tickets.  The helpful man behind the counter told us to be ready to leave at 4 p.m.  We grumbled a bit and then went and got some breakfast.

We had discovered all of Mopti's treasures the day before so we just chilled out.  Mopti is a good chill-out city.  We had some delicious custard treats at a French style cafe, surfed the 'net and soaked up the atmosphere of the city.

On our way back to the bus station, one random guy told us the tro-tro would be canceled as their weren't enough passengers.  This should of been our first clue that things were going to be a little ... different ... on this trip.  

The tro-tro driver ensured us that we would go and ask us to just wait.  So we did.  We eventually got going at 6 p.m.

The tro-tro needs a description.  The photo really doesn't due it justice.  I described it over here, but I'll copy it hear for convenience sake.

The [tro-tro], like OJ Simpson, had seen better days.  Its chassis was so rusted that you could see the road whilst traveling and little bits of red dust would land in your hair every time the truck hit a particularly big bump.  The air-conditioning unit had long since died but its absence was not noticed as the truck had no windows on the driver and passenger-side doors and a sliding window in the back that - at best - covered half an opening.  It sported an eclectic collection of steel-belted radials that pieces of metal would poke through.  The doors needed rope to keep them shut and the journey needed an act of God to keep it safe. 

After about an hour of traveling we pulled into a bus stop.  As we pulled out of the bus stop the drive shaft fell off the tro-tro.  This was okay though as they had another one and promptly attached it.  We traveled another thirty minutes or so and pulled into a hotel car park, where nothing proceeded to happen for a long time.  Nobody thought to tell us what was happening, so Matty approached someone and learnt that the driver had serious doubts that the tro-tro would make it to Bobo.  

Nothing proceeded to happen again, so I talk a nap in the dirt.  The dirt is my new winner of "Most uncomfortable place to sleep" award.  After napping for an hour or so, someone woke me up and we piled on into the tro-tro.  The driver had decided to head back to Mopti for - I assume - some repairs of some sort.  

By the time we arrived back into Mopti, Matty and I had had enough and so I climbed on top of tro-tro to get our backpacks.  This time, someone finally decided to talk to us and told me to get down as the tro-tro would be leaving soon.  I got down and the tro-tro promptly left.  I was unsure what the point of returning to Mopti was.  *Shrugs*

At long last, we were on our way.  You'd think this was a good thing, but no, it was a bad thing.  The tro-tro was hideously uncomfortable and seemed to find every possible bump on the road.  The best word to describe the suspension is "non-applicable".  It was just hideous.

At one point it started raining and the tro-tro started leaking.  You had to find just the right position in the tro-tro to avoid all the drips.  Our backpacks on the roof got very damp despite being under a plastic tarpaulin. 

The tro-tro stalled often and we'd have to get out and get it going again with a push-start.  It was during one of these push-starts that I had my epiphany

At one point they decided to change the tyre.  When we got going again, there was a thump-shhhh, thump-shhhh noise coming from where they had changed the tyre.  The driver was keeping a close eye on it.  All of a sudden there was a big thump and then no more odd noises.  The driver seemed happy enough and carried on.

Turns out the thump-shhh noise was a large piece of loose rubber on the tyre.  The big thump noise was the piece of rubber falling off.  The rest of the trip was done on a tyre stripped of most of its rubber.  

You cycle through various stages on a trip like this.  You go through the this-is-so-bad-its-funny stage, where you kid around and joke about it.  Next comes the quiet-resignation stage where you grin and bear it.  The last stage is I'm-really-pissed-off-and-frustrated stage, which you eventually move past and you return to one of the other stages.

Matty said that he was getting so frustrated at one stage that he almost screamed out loud.  He settled for banging his head on the seat in front of him.  It was done with no humor, he was getting a serious case of cabin fever.

We eventually made it to Bobo in a very sad way at 10 p.m., the following day.  We worked out that it had taken us 28 hours to travel 475 km.  That's a moving average of 17 kph.  Ugh.

An absolute shite trip.  No doubt about it.


5th August - Bobo
After the trip from Hell, Bobo was a pleasant change.  The Rough Guide to West Africa describes it as the prettiest city in West Africa, which I would agree with.

That's not to say it is all pretty though.  You still get the slum areas, people peeing against walls and crapping in corners, the beggars and the homeless.

It does have pretty areas though.  We paid a guide 3000 CFA ($NZ 9.41) to show us around the old area of Bobo, which was called - strangely enough - Old Town.  

The oldest building in Old Town dates bate to the 15th century.  Descendants of the original family that built the house still live there.  

The guide took us down past the river - where washer women washed and pigs searched for food - to the town's Sacred Pool.  The Sacred Pool had seen better days.  It was very polluted.  He tried to point out the Sacred Fish in the Sacred Pool.  I spotted a very ugly fish at one point, but was unsure as to whether or not is was sacred.  I wasn't crass enough to ask if the pigs wallowing in the Sacred Pool were sacred as well.

I suspect the Sacred Pool was sacred because it got tourists to ogle into it and pay 3,000 CFA ($NZ 9.41) for the privilege.  I imagine the locals have a few good laughs at the stoopid white people peering into a polluted puddle.  Still, you never do know for sure whether it is truly sacred or not.  You always have that fear of being culturally offensive lurking at the back of your mind.

The guide also showed us to the town's mud-brick mosque, which was very similar to the one in Mopti.  I kept some kids amused outside the mosque with my juggling prowess.   


6th August - Heading Home
Over the next two days we gradually winded our way back to Accra in Ghana.  Lots of rather dull bus rides.

On the bus we met up with couple of girls called Amy (from Norway) and Mila (from Canada).  They were volunteering as well and we hung out with them for a few days in Ghana.  We were hoping to meet people like them earlier on in the trip.  Was a shame that we hooked up with some fellow travelers so late in the trip. 

And that's a wrap!  I'm glad I went to Mail and Burkina Faso.  It was a good chance to have a decent break between Ghana and Uganda.  It was a shame we never made it as far as Timbuktu and the Sahara.  Ah well.  

Next stop:  Uganda!  Woot.

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